Strike A Pose

Bryan Ferry.

Strike a Pose

Bryan Ferry, if you weren't born in 1945, I'd say you were the love child of Dirk von Lowtzow and Brett Anderson. And that, my dear, is a very nice child to be.

I mean, white suits always make me think Hermes and your mustache in the video below rivals John Waters' - and yet, I am strangely mesmerized, and dare I even say, attracted to your art-school dance moves and Dracula's Lament vibrato.

Let's stick together, shall we?